Cathy Cruz Marrero is in the process of learning a very valuable lesson. And that lesson is…when to keep your mouth shut. Marrero, who is now known as “Fountain Lady,” became an Internet sensation this week when a mall surveillance camera caught her falling into a fountain while she was trying to walk and text. …
I’m happy to report that “Cell Phone Shots” is back after a short vacation. This has been one of the more popular segments of The Constant Complainer. But to be honest with you, I just hadn’t taken any good pictures recently. For those new to this segment, here’s how it works. I take strange and…
Please take a second to close your eyes and imagine this with me… In the middle of the night, a guy drives up to an adult video (and sex toy) store. He crashes his car through the first set of doors and drives into the store. He gets out of the car, but it is…