Caption Me This

July 7, 2010 by admncc

It’s hot here in Cleveland today – 92 degrees currently.  And I don’t feel like writing a long post.  So let’s have a contest instead.

I was in San Diego last week and my friend and I took these pictures one night at a karaoke bar.  It was pretty funny, because this woman actually looked at her friend and said, “Why does everyone keep taking my f*cking picture?”  Well honey, maybe it’s because of the way you were dressed…

So, here’s the contest – make up a caption to go along with these pictures.  You can be the fashion police, you can say what she might have been thinking, you can comment as an onlooker or you can just say something funny in general.  I’ll start, but the rest of you are the ones in the contest.  The funniest and/or most creative caption will win a $25 American Express gift card and a “The Constant Complainer” t-shirt.

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  1. The Constant Complainer says:

    I wish I could take credit for this one, but I overhead one of my female friends say it first…

    “A Sure Thing”

  2. Jen says:

    And now for our next act, Ms. Dee Cup will entertain us with a rendition of “It’s a Hard Knock(ers) Life.”

  3. Debbie says:

    Olga, the Russian weight lifter, forgot her canvas shopping bag but was resourceful in finding a way to carry her cantaloupes.

  4. otin says:

    One look in the mirror and Sly Stallone realized that he had been slacking on going to the gym.

  5. I sold my support bra for beer money.

  6. Cheryl says:

    What’s wrong with my dress?! You said it was “girls” night out.

  7. Brian says:

    karaoke bar? She must be the bouncer!!!

  8. Eva Gallant says:

    Hey, in this heat, ya’ gotta’ let the silicone breathe or there’ll be a meltdown!

  9. NeoConDon says:

    …I’m waiting for Zig…he has a great way of saying mean things about how people look. He’s a poster boy for the party of tolerance and diversity. Someone told me he donates to the people of walmart website so they can keep making fun of the poor people the liberals and progressives claim to care about.

  10. “Here’s your change, sir!”

  11. Mike E says:

    for another $25 you can get the full service.

  12. Mike E says:

    you want fries with that shake?

  13. Tom says:

    “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…”

  14. Angelica says:

    “What? The girls were hot and wanted some fresh air!”

  15. Angelica says:

    Party up front, business in back.

  16. Angelica says:

    Rod Stewart as a woman? If you think I’m sexy, come on sugar let me know?

  17. Angelica says:

    Honey, preschool called, it wants it tanktop back.

  18. Mike E says:

    now entering the ring….

  19. Sugar says:

    “Is it drafty in here?”

  20. carissajaded says:

    Damn I look good. Will you send me a copy?

  21. Candice says:

    Don’t make any sudden movements — they’re watching us.

    ?! Best I can do. Hahahaa

  22. These boobs were made for walking.

    [i figured it appropriate to make a song reference considering it was a karaoke bar]

  23. “Ma’am we’re only sentencing you to 30 hours of community service, considering you only stole half the shirt.”

  24. G Thang says:

    Shakin’ what the good lord gave me, jealous?

  25. dani says:

    I’m jealous !

  26. dani says:

    Can I just have one please?

  27. Meredith says:

    You said those pictures would only be for you. I can’t believe I let you take them of me.

  28. Meredith says:

    Lopsided? Or is my head tilting slightly to the left?

  29. Meredith says:

    Trailer Trash: Derogatory description for person who seems well-suited to residential life in a mobile home park and is distinguished by poor hygiene, foul language, slovenly or slutty clothing, and general ignorance. Recreations include drinking malt liquor in lawn chairs under tattered R.V. awning and teenage pregnancy.

  30. TB says:

    Swipe credit card HERE.

  31. Jane says:

    @Meredith I’m laughing out loud at the “definition.”

  32. Sugar says:

    Buy one get one free at Wal-Mart?

  33. Flannyflanflan says:

    Why did that guy just call me butterface?

  34. “good thing I took your advice and covered up a bit! Leaving something to imagination works wonders!”

  35. Cheryl says:

    @Meredith, I wondered about the lop-sidedness too.
    @TB, yours was the one that made actually laugh out loud.

  36. TallElf says:

    Although Cindy was not really a naturalist, she was encouraging others to “go green”

  37. “My name is Cindy and I teach Dick Crushing 101. What you do first is put the target right here *points to the crusher*…”

  38. Tristan says:

    Free Bird!

  39. The Constant Complainer says:

    Wow, what a great post! And what awesome comments/contest submissions. A winner will be announced shortly (hopefully within the next day or so).

    And to Cheryl, Eva Gallant and Brian, welcome to The Constant Complainer and thanks for your first-time comments. We hope you’ll visit us back often.

  40. Zig the "People" person says:

    I actually enjoy looking at women’s breasts. I haven’t responded to NCD’s repeated egging because I really enjoy half naked, trashy women with good sized creamers!!

  41. Zig the "People" person says:

    What is “dick crushing 101?”

  42. A class angry women teach 🙂

  43. Marissa says:

    She was feeling deflated earlier, but singing karaoke was always uplifting.

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