Caption Me This
July 7, 2010 by admncc
It’s hot here in Cleveland today – 92 degrees currently. And I don’t feel like writing a long post. So let’s have a contest instead.
I was in San Diego last week and my friend and I took these pictures one night at a karaoke bar. It was pretty funny, because this woman actually looked at her friend and said, “Why does everyone keep taking my f*cking picture?” Well honey, maybe it’s because of the way you were dressed…
So, here’s the contest – make up a caption to go along with these pictures. You can be the fashion police, you can say what she might have been thinking, you can comment as an onlooker or you can just say something funny in general. I’ll start, but the rest of you are the ones in the contest. The funniest and/or most creative caption will win a $25 American Express gift card and a “The Constant Complainer” t-shirt.
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I wish I could take credit for this one, but I overhead one of my female friends say it first…
“A Sure Thing”
And now for our next act, Ms. Dee Cup will entertain us with a rendition of “It’s a Hard Knock(ers) Life.”
Olga, the Russian weight lifter, forgot her canvas shopping bag but was resourceful in finding a way to carry her cantaloupes.
One look in the mirror and Sly Stallone realized that he had been slacking on going to the gym.
I sold my support bra for beer money.
What’s wrong with my dress?! You said it was “girls” night out.
karaoke bar? She must be the bouncer!!!
Hey, in this heat, ya’ gotta’ let the silicone breathe or there’ll be a meltdown!
…I’m waiting for Zig…he has a great way of saying mean things about how people look. He’s a poster boy for the party of tolerance and diversity. Someone told me he donates to the people of walmart website so they can keep making fun of the poor people the liberals and progressives claim to care about.
“Here’s your change, sir!”
for another $25 you can get the full service.
you want fries with that shake?
“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…”
“What? The girls were hot and wanted some fresh air!”
Party up front, business in back.
Rod Stewart as a woman? If you think I’m sexy, come on sugar let me know?
Honey, preschool called, it wants it tanktop back.
now entering the ring….
“Is it drafty in here?”
Damn I look good. Will you send me a copy?
Don’t make any sudden movements — they’re watching us.
?! Best I can do. Hahahaa
These boobs were made for walking.
[i figured it appropriate to make a song reference considering it was a karaoke bar]
“Ma’am we’re only sentencing you to 30 hours of community service, considering you only stole half the shirt.”
Shakin’ what the good lord gave me, jealous?
I’m jealous !
Can I just have one please?
You said those pictures would only be for you. I can’t believe I let you take them of me.
Lopsided? Or is my head tilting slightly to the left?
Trailer Trash: Derogatory description for person who seems well-suited to residential life in a mobile home park and is distinguished by poor hygiene, foul language, slovenly or slutty clothing, and general ignorance. Recreations include drinking malt liquor in lawn chairs under tattered R.V. awning and teenage pregnancy.
Swipe credit card HERE.
@Meredith I’m laughing out loud at the “definition.”
Buy one get one free at Wal-Mart?
Why did that guy just call me butterface?
“good thing I took your advice and covered up a bit! Leaving something to imagination works wonders!”
@Meredith, I wondered about the lop-sidedness too.
@TB, yours was the one that made actually laugh out loud.
Although Cindy was not really a naturalist, she was encouraging others to “go green”
“My name is Cindy and I teach Dick Crushing 101. What you do first is put the target right here *points to the crusher*…”
Free Bird!
Wow, what a great post! And what awesome comments/contest submissions. A winner will be announced shortly (hopefully within the next day or so).
And to Cheryl, Eva Gallant and Brian, welcome to The Constant Complainer and thanks for your first-time comments. We hope you’ll visit us back often.
I actually enjoy looking at women’s breasts. I haven’t responded to NCD’s repeated egging because I really enjoy half naked, trashy women with good sized creamers!!
What is “dick crushing 101?”
A class angry women teach 🙂
She was feeling deflated earlier, but singing karaoke was always uplifting.