All Star Morons

April 27, 2010 by admncc

I love celebrity gossip.  It’s such great blog fodder too.  So in honor of the strange news stories this week, I thought it would be fun to vote on who you think is the biggest celebrity moron.

Ben Roethlisberger – Quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers.  Big Ben was suspended for six games in the upcoming season because of a March incident with a college student at a bar in Georgia.  Roethlisberger became the first player to be disciplined under the NFL’s personal conduct policy even though he wasn’t charged with a crime.  And when you read this story (which contains the police report and a witness statement), you’ll know why.  Note to the ladies out there – it might not be wise to let Ben’s bodyguard lead you down a hallway to wait alone for him…

Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson – He’s a former UFC Champion.  She’s the porn queen known around the world.  TMZ was exploding yesterday with stories about a domestic situation which led to Tito’s arrest (he was charged with felony domestic violence).  My first response was to call him a dummy and point out that he’s dating the premier XXX goddess and is her “baby daddy.”  But now she’s changing her story.  He says she’s addicted to OxyContin.  She says he threw her in their tub.  You can read the most up to date news story here.

Michael Lohan – Estranged father of actress, Lindsay Lohan.  This guy is a loser.  This is the guy who holds news conferences to talk to his daughter because he can’t reach her.  Every time I see him on TMZ, I can’t help but think that he’s still looking for more than his “15 Minutes.”  But wait…  Now he has a lawyer and is trying to get Lindsay to sit down to talk to him – pseudo Britney Spears’ father taking over her estate and protecting her from herself.  He says she needs to be in rehab.  She apparently doesn’t think so – she blew off their meeting and went to lunch instead.  Now he says that someone “hacked” his Twitter account and made mean-spirited comments about Lindsay today.  You can read more here.

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  1. Ben – His shameful behavior is not uncommon for some professional athletes. Moron is a given.

    Michael Lohan – Yep. I’m so tired of his antics. Give him the “L” for his forehead and we all know it doesn’t stand for Lohan.

  2. NeoConDon says:

    Ben is just a loser. No one in the NFL wants him, so Pittsburgh is stuck with him until they release him.

    I don’t follow the Michael/Lindsay Lohan drama, but there are excellent photos of Lindsay doing a Marilyn Monroe shoot..Hey Zig, plenty of nudity there. Just google “lindsay lohan marilyn monroe”…Lots of BOOBS…I’m sure Tiger Woods has viewed it a lot.

    I don’t know what UFC is, but Jenna Jameson is OLD…I feel sorry for both of them.

  3. TallElf says:

    Big Ben would fit right in with the Raiders. I am a Raiders fan and would take his on the field athleticism, however his off the field antics prove he is a moron. Didn’t he have an incident not wearing a helmet a few years back. Something tells me that man should keep his heads covered.

    As far as Lohan is concerned We the People of the United States need a Mute button. We get less and less intelligent each time we tune in to see what he is going to say. His 15 minutes is up about 5 minutes into it.

    With the JJ, TO saga, she needs a UFC fighter to “hit that” but not in the way that causes a domestic. Gotta be a tough bag.

    Celebrity issues do cause a lot of blogfodder, but honestly, I usually get caught up on it from here, so I don’t get caugt up in it elsewhere. Thanks CC for the escape from reality.

  4. Candice says:

    Hahaha, Lohan. Poor Lindsay, no wonder she’s a mess…daddy issues!

  5. C. Princess says:

    Lindsay at one time was at the top of her game, hopefully she’ll get the help she needs and not become another young Hollywood statistic.

    P.S. NeoConDon’s comment about Tiger, funny.

  6. I agree with the Princess, I thought Lindsay was tremendously talented once and hope she can get her life and career back on track.

  7. Laura says:

    I vote for Michael Lohan, I hate how he is going into the press pretending that he is such a good father, if he would have raise her kids properly, Lindsay wouldn’t be going through all the problem with the substance abused that she have.

  8. Leo Nevoli says:

    Speaking of Father’s, I am glad that Jessica Simpson’s Dad (Joe) was not in the news this past week. I don’t know who is worse, him or Michael Lohan. A few years ago Joe was praising Jessica’s breasts, and talking about them. Then he admitted to nailing Jessica’s double while filming The Dukes of Hazzard movie. Talk about a real creepy moron.

  9. Marissa says:

    God, so many numbnuts celebs out there. I vote for Michael Lohan. But also, Lindsay’s mom needs to get her daughter some help, instead of desperately seeking celebrity-hood herself. What a pathetic bunch.

  10. Blech. Jenna Jameson makes my skin crawl a little bit…

  11. Jen says:

    How can I choose among this list of losers? Michael Lohan is an embarrassment to fathers everywhere.

  12. Jen says:

    My vote goes to Rothlesberger. He is a creep. Everyone seems to think so except for Nike who has not dropped him. But, they didn’t drop Tiger either. Yuck!
    Thanks for stopping by my site the other day. We have both been remiss in visiting.

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