Strange News Stories

January 18, 2010 by admncc

This news story is from  Believe it or not, I actually don’t know what to say about it.  LOL.  Wow!  Poor guy…


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  1. Candice says:

    Oh man. That is epic.

  2. Timmy says:


    I am very sorry for the loss of your dog. I know that pets can be very important.

    Just remember everyone, you can text “help” to 50555 to donate $10 to Zig’s relief fund.

    I hope you get all your stuff back.

  3. My first thought was “Seriously?”

    Too weird.

  4. Zig the "People" person says:

    Timmy, thanks. It hurts to think anyone would want to cause that much pain during such a beautiful time in my life. Kinda reminds me of the time we were in the Fraternity house foyer and those Student Life women caught me standing back to the wall with my pants around my ankles…and you with mouthful of what appeared to be coolwhip non-dairy whip topping.

    Geek, as you may imagine, my first thought was, “Oh shit! How did that guy get into the house.” My second thought was, where’s my dog?

  5. Zig the "People" person says:

    Thanks for the interesting article.

  6. Huh. So much more information than I ever wanted to know. Ever.

  7. Marissa says:

    I get the feeling there’s more to that story. But it sure has all the elements of intrigue. lol

  8. Zig the "People" person says:

    OK, the story is Timmy is a poof! Timmy, when am I going to see that money, from my relief fund?

  9. Zig the "People" person says:

    This story is so funny because it is so true…That’s right. Men typically stroke their lizard when watching pornographic imagry! The moral of the story is lock your door before you rub one out!

  10. Extreme John says:

    Holy crap that’s the funniest thing ever, I don’t even know what to say about it either bro. Why would you tell? nevermind… why would you print?? nevermind

  11. TallElf says:

    I am just dumbfounded. I guess that would explain the distraction, however was that a “gun” held to his head? Or was the intruder just his imagination, since he had to cover how the dog died from mom and dad coming home?

    Just hilarious. This even beats the porn/bait shop.

  12. I know I shouldn’t have, but I couldn’t help it….I, literally, laughed out loud at this story. I sincerely feel sorry for the dog, though.

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