Santa vs. Tiger

December 15, 2009 by admncc

I’d like to thank Deb from “Debbie Does Drivel” for mentioning this hilarious Santa web site.  In her “Ho, Ho, Whoa!” post, Deb links to “Sketchy Santas.”  If you haven’t yet seen this site, you definitely need to check it out.  “Sketchy Santas” encourages readers to submit their funny family pictures with Santa.  And oh my, some of the pictures are just downright disturbing.  LOL.  Like this one…

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Now, regarding Tiger Woods, you all know that I’ve been poking fun at him the last few weeks.  To be honest, I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a celebrity’s life implode so quickly.  But I have a question for you.  What will Tiger’s next problem be?  He wrecked his Escalade, has been accused of multiple affairs, is having marital troubles, has been dropped by several major sponsors, is MIA and has had children’s services visit his home.  My brother-in-law thinks that a sex tape will surface next.  That is his opinion.  What do you think?

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  1. Sugar says:

    Those Santa’s are creepy! No wonder the kids are crying, LOL.

    As for “Cheetah”, I think your brother-in-law is right. I bet a sex tape will be next in the saga.

  2. NeoConDon says:

    I’m beginning to think that the words “Tiger Woods” has an impact on your Alexa ratings. Imagine if you found a way to put Tiger Woods and Boobs in the same sentence.

  3. Yeah, I wonder about Santa sometimes….

    As for Tiger, maybe he will find religion. 😉

  4. C. Princess says:

    The baby is adorable. Santa looks like he’s had a little drinkie.

  5. TallElf says:

    Tiger Woods meets Santa called Tigers Sack. He delivers goodies to all of the cocktail waitresses at the 19th hole on all the golf courses.

    Santa in return will wear Red Polo shirts and drive a golf cart with a red hood ornament shaped like a nike swoosh while communicating with Mrs. Claus on his AT&T cell phone.

    As far as the sketchy Santa, I informed the Missus that if we went to the mall for a Santa photo and the santa was less than stellar, I would have to veto the motion for that particular mall. Although Santa was less than social (Didn’t scare the crap outta my son with a boisterous HO HO HO) We got a smile, and it was satisfactory. As for the rest of those sketchy santas.. The would make better Easter Bunnies.

    Next thing we know Tiger will be the spokes person for the blue pill saying that it helps him add a few strokes to his game. I can see the commercials now.

  6. My kids were always terrified of Santa! I tried the lap thing when my youngest was about a year old, and after that we just stand kind of near him and snap the picture quick!

    I think that’s a good bet on the sex tape thing, or at least some naughty texted photos of Tiger’s Tiger. Maybe a child will surface…just trying to think of what could go more wrong.

  7. Oh, and BTW, my 7 year old informed me yesterday that some big kids on the bus told him that if you say “Ho Ho Ho” like Santa, only you just say one “Ho” in a regular voice…that is a swear word. Yeah, for bus education. Help!

  8. Candice says:

    I LOVE Sketchy Santas. So cool. Plus I thought a sex tape was already found? Oh the drama.

  9. TallElf says:

    would it be called “Tiger’s wood?”

  10. Extreme John says:

    When you say “implode”…. man you couldn’t be more on point, holy crap. Everyone has gone through rough times, and most of those hard times are self created like Tiger Wood’s, different issues of course, but wow I could not imagine what his head is like read about now.

  11. Extreme John says:

    or lack there of….

    sorry had to do it.

  12. I’m thinking a sex tape could improve his predicament at this point.

  13. The Constant Complainer says:

    Don, helping Alexa is always important, but I am also fascinated by the Tiger Woods’ story. I’m convinced that a divorce is looming next for him…

  14. MajorLeague09 says:

    Some of those santa’s are so scary!!!! I wonder who hired some of them and let them actually have kids sit on there lap.

    As for Tiger Woods…..Oh how the mighty have fallen. Each day something else happens and his hole that he dug just keeps getting deeper. I’m pretty sure there will be a sex tape here soon enough and as for the divorce…I could see his wife not divorcing him, but moving her and the kids to the house she just bought without him.

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  16. Payson Web says:

    Tiger’s life is pretty upside down right now, but things will quiet down and he will play again. Let’s just hope the PGA tour can last till he does.

    BTW, I’m going to start carrying a camera around in my car. Ever since I started following your blog I see morons everywhere. This last one was a beauty: my wife and I are driving down the Nortera pkwy in Phoenix to visit her son when we come up on this little car like an hyundai or something and both back doors are open, flashers are on and going about 25 in a 45 zone. Kinda reminded me of high school but there were no people in the back seat, leaning out to puke, no, as we got closer we were amazed to see the guy had a ladder in the back that was stretched across the whole back seat and out both doors! Amazing!

  17. Jacki says:

    Emma is 5 and we still can’t get her to sit with Santa or the Easter Bunny. Which is fine with me, saves us money. She won’t even take stickers from the old people at Walmart, she is just very wary of people she doesn’t know.

    I think some women will start coming out of the woodwork claiming Tiger is their babydaddy.

  18. Deb says:

    Thanks for the link CC! I’ve gone back to that site a few times ’cause it’s just too damned funny!

    As for Tiger, like father like son. Elin’s my hero for not standing by her man, since he certainly didn’t stand by her or his vows. Ditto for the soon to be ex-wife of SC’s governor. Yay! No wussy Mrs. Spitzers there!

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