Moron of the Week Award #13
November 6, 2009 by admncc
Congratulations to Aaron Siebers of Denver, Colorado for being this week’s award-winner. And thanks to Leo Nevoli for bringing this story to my attention.
According to an article by The Smoking Gun, Siebers was arrested by the Edgewater, Colorado Police on November 2nd for concocting quite an interesting story. Siebers, “a Blockbuster employee, was skateboarding when he fell and ripped his uniform pants.” Siebers was scheduled to work that night and was “concerned about getting “written up” by Blockbuster superiors for not wearing his work-issued khakis.”
So Siebers “stabbed himself in the leg and showed up at work claiming to have just been attacked.” He had a “deep wound in one leg and several other minor cuts on his face and stomach.” Police then began a search for his assailants…
He didn’t want to lose his job, so he stabbed himself… Aaron! Hello! Have you ever heard of calling in sick? And come on, is Blockbuster really that stringent…
Mug shot courtesy of TheSmokingGun.com and the City of Edgewater, Colorado