Face Plant

October 29, 2009 by admncc

I was in a really bad mood today.  So I just got done surfing the Internet looking for something to cheer me up.  These two videos sure did the trick…

The first one is 26 seconds long, made me laugh out loud and could be a “Moron of the Week Award” nominee.


The second one is 20 seconds long and made me cringe, but it still made me laugh.


Other than that, I watched the World Series tonight, became angry when the Yankees won the game and then evaluated my Halloween costume for Saturday…  Man, I need some R&R.

Enjoy the videos and let me know what you think…

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  1. Yep. The first one is a moron candidate. As for the Yankees, I’m with you, since they pound on the Texas Rangers and often have a group of prima donna players. Truthfully, if my team isn’t in the World Series, I lose interest!

  2. When I’m having a bad day I just think of the dramatic life of my co-worker and smile!

  3. Sugar says:

    That Face Plant guy was definitely a moron.

    I feel bad for that poor girl! That neck twist looked painful. On a side note, why would you try to slide down that in a dress?

  4. NeoConDon says:

    Those are funny. I think we all know why the second one is getting views…

  5. Zig says:

    I am serious, that first one makes me cringe. The head injuries that poor kid suffered will be life altering.

    That girl in the dress one…I tried to stop it at the exact time her Glory was on display, but the SHOT was blurred. From what I can tell, she looks hot and it may have been a good show. Then again, is it ever a bad show when THAT is on display? I feel ripped off! If you are going to show a SHOT, make sure it is not blurred! Calm down, people… I am not a pig! I think she slid down the slide in a dress because she knew what would happen…is there any good reason to slide down a slide in a skirt? Seriously…

    When I have a bad day, I think of how lucky I am not to be someone else!

  6. you know what. these people deserve to die.

    i’m just saying.

    you don’t do a backflip off a vending machine backwards

  7. TallElf says:

    Well.. All I can say is OUCH.. OUCHITY OUCH. The DA that jumps off of vending machines. Doesn’t he know the stuff in them can kill you, so why.. oh why would you jump off and onto concrete. As for the second lady, ummm…wardrobe malfunction or not, that had to hurt. BTW, as far as I am concerned. I am not a Yanks fan, or a Phil fan, but Chase Utley is the man. I used to watch him at their Minor league team the SWB Red Barons, (Ironically before they were taken over by the Steinbrenner Farm Team) I say for this one… GO PHILS

    On a related note if you are a Cheesesteak fan Check this out. Apparently both Cheesesteak places in Phili have been violating the outdoor seating policies of the community


  8. Marissa says:

    Can you say AFLAC? As for that 2nd vid – well, some people don’t realize just how flexible they really are.

  9. Wow. I have to say those were hard to watch. From falling off horses and seeing bad falls I know how much damage you can do from things like that. I feel really bad for that woman.

  10. Extreme John says:

    Sorry your so cranky bro, hope you snapped out of it. As for the videos, eeeek I really can’t watch stuff like that.

  11. c.princess says:

    To be honest I didn’t find either video funny. In the 1st video the sound of him hitting the pavement gave me goosebumps. Both are lucky they didn’t break their necks. I do feel bad for the girl.

    P.S. In the 1st video, his friend who gets up off the bench to help him, was he drunk as well?

  12. The Constant Complainer says:

    I hear what you’re saying, C. Princess. I agree; both are lucky that they didn’t break their necks. And you’re right; that first video does have an eery thud when he falls…

  13. Jacki says:

    What makes people wake up and decide to jump backwards off a vending machine? Is it from watching too many action movies?

    And I am with Sugar on the second video….why would she do anything but sit in a dress like that?

  14. Uugghh…wish I didn’t watch either video.

  15. She tried to eat her own face.

  16. tera says:

    OMG! I’m so glad I was scrolling through here and saw the first video. I had seen about the first 8 seconds of it but it cut off on the other site I saw it at and I thought for sure the dude had killed himself. I’m glad to see he actually more-or-less is ok!
    Still a moron though…! 🙂

  17. How on earth could either of those have cheered you up? Both sucked and were awful. Poor people. The top guy is obviously an idiot, but still – ouch!

  18. MichaelR says:

    I think that really hurt especially the first one. That really could be serious. The 2nd one looks painful too but most probably much less.

    All I can say is OUCH!

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