All Star Morons
April 27, 2010 by admncc
I love celebrity gossip. It’s such great blog fodder too. So in honor of the strange news stories this week, I thought it would be fun to vote on who you think is the biggest celebrity moron.
Ben Roethlisberger – Quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Big Ben was suspended for six games in the upcoming season because of a March incident with a college student at a bar in Georgia. Roethlisberger became the first player to be disciplined under the NFL’s personal conduct policy even though he wasn’t charged with a crime. And when you read this story (which contains the police report and a witness statement), you’ll know why. Note to the ladies out there – it might not be wise to let Ben’s bodyguard lead you down a hallway to wait alone for him…
Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson – He’s a former UFC Champion. She’s the porn queen known around the world. TMZ was exploding yesterday with stories about a domestic situation which led to Tito’s arrest (he was charged with felony domestic violence). My first response was to call him a dummy and point out that he’s dating the premier XXX goddess and is her “baby daddy.” But now she’s changing her story. He says she’s addicted to OxyContin. She says he threw her in their tub. You can read the most up to date news story here.
Michael Lohan – Estranged father of actress, Lindsay Lohan. This guy is a loser. This is the guy who holds news conferences to talk to his daughter because he can’t reach her. Every time I see him on TMZ, I can’t help but think that he’s still looking for more than his “15 Minutes.” But wait… Now he has a lawyer and is trying to get Lindsay to sit down to talk to him – pseudo Britney Spears’ father taking over her estate and protecting her from herself. He says she needs to be in rehab. She apparently doesn’t think so – she blew off their meeting and went to lunch instead. Now he says that someone “hacked” his Twitter account and made mean-spirited comments about Lindsay today. You can read more here.