Moron of the Week Award #16

After a short absence, the “Moron of the Week Award” is back.  So as usual, read the summaries, look at the news links and decide who the bigger idiot is.

Nominee #1 - Shaun Rogers.  The Cleveland Browns’ nose tackle who was arrested last week for having a loaded gun in his carry-on baggage at Hopkins [...]

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He’s the Moron Jesse James

In Touch Weekly is reporting that Jesse James cheated on his wife, Sandra Bullock, with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee.  You can read their article here.

TMZ picked up the story as well, and mentions that Sandra Bullock may have moved out of the family’s house.  You can read their article here.

Now Jesse James has said, “There is [...]

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Cell Phone Shots – Volume IX

Yes, it’s the return of “Cell Phone Shots.”  It has been MIA for way too long.

First, we have “Burger King Guy.”  Check out his belt.  That’s awesome!  LOL.  And it’s probably not within the employee dress code policy either.  And yes, before you ask, I literally stood there and just took the picture while standing [...]

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Strange News Stories

This news story is from  Believe it or not, I actually don’t know what to say about it.  LOL.  Wow!  Poor guy…

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Blackberry Mania

Happy New Year!  Here at The Constant Complainer, in addition to my own posts, readers can submit Guest Posts on topics they’d like to complain about.  Tall Elf is back and submitted the below-Guest Post.  His complaint is texting while driving and the overuse of blackberries.  A great complaint!  Enjoy and without further adieu, here’s [...]

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Moron of the Week #14

Please help me congratulate Joshua Basso of Tampa, Florida.  He is the recipient of this week’s “Moron of the Week Award.”  I’d also like to thank readers Leo Nevoli and John for bringing this story to my attention.

Joshua was arrested on November 11th and charged with misuse of the 911 system (a misdemeanor).

What did he [...]

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Moron of the Week Award #13

Congratulations to Aaron Siebers of Denver, Colorado for being this week’s award-winner.  And thanks to Leo Nevoli for bringing this story to my attention.

According to an article by The Smoking Gun, Siebers was arrested by the Edgewater, Colorado Police on November 2nd for concocting quite an interesting story.  Siebers, “a Blockbuster employee, was skateboarding when [...]

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Face Plant

I was in a really bad mood today.  So I just got done surfing the Internet looking for something to cheer me up.  These two videos sure did the trick…

The first one is 26 seconds long, made me laugh out loud and could be a “Moron of the Week Award” nominee.


The second one is 20 [...]

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The Internal Complaint

I’m fighting a little bit of a cold, so this post will be short, sweet and to the point.  I thought it would be amusing to poke some fun at ourselves today.  So with that being said, here are the topics:

Your worst date ever - I think bad date stories are very entertaining.  And luckily, [...]

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I’m Back

Opps, we didn’t do it again.  I’m sorry to use part of that lame Britney Spears‘ quote, but in this case it was necessary.  I was fully prepared to announce this morning that we had defended our title, that The Constant Complainer had won and that we were again recognized as the “Best Local Blog” [...]

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