A Walk in the Park

July 27, 2009 by admncc

Over the years I’ve enjoyed many of the “Priceless” commercials that MasterCard has created.  Some of the homegrown “Priceless” lists that other people have since created have also been pretty entertaining.

In the spirit of creating a “Priceless” list, I decided to recap my trip to Cedar Point from this past Friday…

  • Cost of admission for two adults and one child – $109.97
  • Fee to park your vehicle (ah, as if I could decline and turn around once we’d entered the parking lot) – $10
  • Modest lunch (hamburgers and French fries) – $40
  • Playing “Games of Skill” that I had absolutely no chance of winning – $20
  • Snacks, pop and bottled water – $20
  • Stroller rental – $12
  • Ice cream – $16
  • Watching a white trash “Baby Mama” push two strollers and watch three kids by herself – Priceless
  • Watching one of “Baby Mama’s” kids crawl off (unsupervised) and start eating stuff off of the ground – Extremely sad, but Priceless
  • Having the “Baby Mama” hit on you and want you to become the “Baby Daddy” – Priceless

unsupervised-kid baby-mama

Yeah, that’s right; I got the “how you doin” and “are you here with anybody” lines.  I guess that’s what I get for skipping one of the rides…  I don’t know about you, but I think she looks like Britney Spears from the back though!

Note – I am in no way making fun of single parents who are looking for significant others at or near the Jr. Gemini at Cedar Point.

All Posts / Business / Entertainment / Family/Lifestyle / Parenting Baby Daddy / Baby Mama / Cedar Point / CP / Jr. Gemini / Mastercard / Priceless / Priceless Commercials / Priceless TV /

Comments

  1. The Constant Complainer says:

    I will say one thing though – going to the amusement park is not cheap these days, but we had a great time nonetheless. The ride waits were a little long, but that’s tough to avoid on a Friday…

  2. Extreme John says:

    Glad you had a great time, and look at that…. you even could have had some “action”, hooker.

    The new design looks excellent I am just getting through my reader now, and was pleasantly surprised to see all of the new changes, I really like the clean look of the comment area also.

    Some crazy stuff in mma world last week, did you catch any of it?

  3. I think it’s pathetic that she hit on you.

    Glad you had fun!

  4. Aaah, the humanity…..

  5. The Constant Complainer says:

    Why Reforming Geek, what ever do you mean? I’m handsome and funny – and would easily be seen as a trophy-husband by someone seeking Baby Daddy candidates near roller coasters in an amusement park… Haha!

    LOL. I know what you meant by the comment though…

  6. Huh. I’m not sure. Perhaps the price of becoming a baby daddy does have a price tag. What do you think the going rate is these days? $499 per month for three kids?

    I must say that I am impressed with your “go the distance” approach with blogging, though. Few would have actually taken the photo of the baby mama! From the back, she doesn’t seem half bad. 🙂

    -Francesca

  7. C. Princess says:

    I’ve never liked the term “baby mama” or baby daddy”

    Looking at the back of the picture the mother looks like a little kid.

    What an extremely careless mother.

  8. Cleveland Blogger says:

    I’m with C.Princess. That term drives me nuts. But the pics are funny. Good post.

  9. Ron says:

    Just stopped by again to check out your new digs – looks great. Love the header!

    I can’t stop laughing at your Britney Spears remark, because it DOES look like her – ha!

  10. william gatherer says:

    Could she possibly be a gold digger as well? Not to cross terms but the shoe, or flipflop might just fit on that one.

  11. That was a true story…too funny! Is that the actual picture of the mother?

  12. NeoConDon says:

    I love your priceless list. I took my 7 year old, (and only my 7 year old) to Cedar Point a couple weeks ago. I wanted a one on one day with him to ride coasters, and he had a blast. I plan on doing it with the 6 year old next summer when he’s 7. It saved on tickets, food cost, and made the wait time more enjoyable because one child is easier to prevent from misbehaving than two children.

  13. Love the new look of the website! I am frightened and amused all at the same time. This is why I stopped going to amusement parks after I hit puberty. That and not having any small children harrassing me to take them keeps me safe from such sights.

  14. Sugar says:

    Aww, just think CC that you gave all that up, lol!

  15. She’s tending to her phone probably texting her baby daddy and asking where her monthly check is…these types of women are very dangerous I suggest running as fast as you can should you recognize one.

  16. Zig says:

    come on, CC. Have a litte fun!

  17. Zig says:

    What, “Note – I am in no way making fun of single parents who are looking for significant others at or near the Jr. Gemini at Cedar Point.” CC, you are totally making fun of single parents looking for significant others at or near… At least she looked like Britany and not K-Fed. I am not proposing that you take advantage of a vulnerable single mother, but you could’ve of at least bought her a beer/(milk)…or a cover up blanket. She looks cold.

    How do you know those were her kids. She doesn’t look old enough to have 3 kids…

  18. Zig says:

    I’d do it!

  19. I seriously can’t get this song out of my head when I hear the term baby daddy. It makes me laugh a lot and then people look at me like I’m insane because I’m obviously the only person in the world that remembers that song….anyway. Moving on.

    Seriously she looks like shes probably 16 from the back. And like Christa above said she probably is texting the real baby daddy calling him a loser for stiffing her or telling him he has to pay extra this month because of this outing. She looks way too young to have 3 kids…but what I love the most about this picture besides the overly obvious need for a hair fixing (so much roots are showing) is how her shorts are crawling up her boo-tay!

  20. Tallelf says:

    It is difficult to comment on this…ok, so it isn’t. CC you have all the luck. But we just went to the local fair and I had my son in a sling as I didn’t want to wipe cowpies off the stroller. This woman started walking up to us asking if he was real.. I was rather offended and responded “Yes” he is real, and no you can’t touch him. The nerve of some people. To walk up to a pregnant woman and rub her belly is offensive without asking. Walking up to the father asking if it is real. She now hit a new low.

  21. You’re right, you probably wouldn’t see that at Kennywood! Still an ego boost though…kind of, heh.

  22. Tristan says:

    Yeah…kind of…

    Something tells me it wasn’t your sense of humor or rugged good looks that piqued her fancy, CC… however, I bet a strong beard would ward off such evil doers in the future. You should look into that.

  23. MikeE says:

    Come on CC – you let me down. Should have invited her to your favorite place for a monkey in the middle!!!!!!

Leave a Reply